Saw this at the Memphis Zoo and found it unspeakably upsetting. Wherever you stand on the issue of evolution, in the Parade of Primates, you stand between a gorilla and an orangutan.
And apparently you are a roadie from Bowie's '72 Ziggy Stardust tour, complete with ripply muscles, bare feet, cut-off jeans, and hair-helmet.
You will not convince me that the "artist's" previous job was anything other than Shelby County sheriff's office sketch artist, specializing in the extra creepy, sleezy crimes. I'll bet you $20 the model owns a carpeted conversion van and still listens to music on 8-track. Don't look into his eyes.
And apparently you are a roadie from Bowie's '72 Ziggy Stardust tour, complete with ripply muscles, bare feet, cut-off jeans, and hair-helmet.
You will not convince me that the "artist's" previous job was anything other than Shelby County sheriff's office sketch artist, specializing in the extra creepy, sleezy crimes. I'll bet you $20 the model owns a carpeted conversion van and still listens to music on 8-track. Don't look into his eyes.
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